The Coventry Kids Blog

I attempted to call or text 530-COV-KIDS, when I realized that my phone does not display the 2(abc) 3(def) etc. While attempting to view an image that would help me on my quest to call or text this mysterious number that recently appeared at the top of the blog, I stumbled upon this hilarious image of this old ass dude with an even older phone. HAHAHA, I mean look at the key pad on this bad boy. I cant wait until this becomes the retro cool style…to walk around with big fuckin ridulous phones.

Dancing Pigeons – Ritalin from Blink on Vimeo.

AHHHHH it is an attack of Hipsters & Ravers. What to do? Time to call in Lil Jon.

what could he have possibly just told her about SKERRIT BWOY??

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The other day I was going threw my wallet to see how much money I departed with at the bar the night before and stumbled upon the business card of  my good friend Jim Fagan. For all that do not know Jim, he is the field  marketing manager for Pabst Blue Ribbon Cleveland and good friends with the Cov Kids.  Anyways as I over viewed his card which is designed to look like a miniature scale PBR can pretty cool in my opinion,  I see that Pabst has a blog. I visited said blog and as I scrolled through it I saw various event, and artist that PBR help sponsor as well as some other things and just as I was going to close the window and go look at  something more stimulating  I saw something that  caught my eye, a vintage PBR commercial.  After I watched the whimsical half animated commercial,  about why when  your bartender ask you what will you have your answer should always be Pabst Blue Ribbon, I became curious of what other PBR commercials were in circulation on YouTube and came across this one. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did, to me its a fine explanation of what Pabst Blue Ribbon beer means to me and hopefully to all Americans as a whole. After watching this there only one thing I could think to say “Amen Brother”.

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yo, its late #realtalk , im drunk, and Im taking a poll. I feel like this is everything I try not to find joy/laughter in, the butt of the joke has no control over the situation, and the elements I find humorous are completely unrelated to the reality of the scenario. That being said….I can not stop repeatedly watching this and laughing the fuck out loud alone by myself at like 5 in the morning.

What do you think?
Am I wrong for loving this?
Will It quickly lose its effect?
Am I jus drunk?
Is that really how I look when I dance to dubstep?
Does it make it funnier/okay that she used to be a pretty cheerleader?
How many of you know Im stealing this question format from another blog?
Is that other blog more authentic than the CovKids?
Would u totally bone/slash jizz on this girl despite her handicap considering her past as a sexy high school cheerleader (via some form of challenged Ke$ha)?
Have I stopped making sense our are u still following?
HAYB

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Since we are Kids we love to watch cartoons. We here at The Coventry Kids office we are dedicating wednesday to cartoons that are wild and crazy. Enjoy this bit from Ren and Stimpy.